Monzenquaf Jenguphomnib Bunvonkfub is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, duplicitous raccoon.

Monzenquaf Jenguphomnib Bunvonkfub created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monzenquaf Jenguphomnib Bunvonkfub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Monzenquaf Jenguphomnib Bunvonkfub, she will make you grow a tail.

Monzenquaf Jenguphomnib Bunvonkfub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Monzenquaf Jenguphomnib Bunvonkfub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Monzenquaf Jenguphomnib Bunvonkfub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Monzenquaf Jenguphomnib Bunvonkfub loves manatees, so they must be respected.