Faswabnill is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful dragonfly.

Faswabnill created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Faswabnill, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Faswabnill, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Faswabnill's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Faswabnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.