Nillweepit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive chicken.

Nillweepit created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Nillweepit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nillweepit, she will come to you in dreams.

Nillweepit's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nillweepit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not take Nillweepit's name in vain.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.