Veengodmot is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unfair bat.

Veengodmot created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veengodmot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veengodmot, he will destroy your favourite star.

Veengodmot's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Veengodmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.