Gignartpopbompigfosslad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate yak.

Gignartpopbompigfosslad created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Gignartpopbompigfosslad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gignartpopbompigfosslad, it will turn you into a rock.

Gignartpopbompigfosslad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gignartpopbompigfosslad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to capybaras while wearing shoes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not commit murder.