Homtencub is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, duplicitous clam.

Homtencub created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homtencub, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Homtencub, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Homtencub's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Homtencub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Do not take Homtencub's name in vain.

4. Homtencub loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look at stars.