Tanhudgun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm chicken.

Tanhudgun created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Tanhudgun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tanhudgun, she will turn you into a rock.

Tanhudgun's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tanhudgun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight geese approach from the south.

2. Tanhudgun loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not take Tanhudgun's name in vain.

4. Never mention whales.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.