Dodflydon is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, ruthless cobra.

Dodflydon created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodflydon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodflydon, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dodflydon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dodflydon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not take Dodflydon's name in vain.

3. Never feed cucumbers to badgers while wearing black corsets.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Never mention pigs.