Sitflat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous lizard.

Sitflat created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitflat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sitflat, he will make you grow a tail.

Sitflat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sitflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear scarves.