Waphomhom is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, duplicitous bear.

Waphomhom created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Waphomhom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Waphomhom, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Waphomhom's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Waphomhom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Waphomhom.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Never wear indigo corsets.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.