Pognarnut is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil turtle.

Pognarnut created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pognarnut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pognarnut, he will turn you into a rock.

Pognarnut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Pognarnut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. You must love Pognarnut.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.