Jenmangep is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful hare.

Jenmangep created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenmangep, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jenmangep, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jenmangep's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jenmangep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Jenmangep on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.