Negsomfed is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sapient mouse.

Negsomfed created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negsomfed, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Negsomfed, it will send you a sign.

Negsomfed's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Negsomfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never run in the presence of hamsters.

5. Do not eat grapes.