Targyokjin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful giraffe.

Targyokjin created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targyokjin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Targyokjin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Targyokjin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Targyokjin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never leap near bats.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing turquoise shorts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targyokjin.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.