Garleglik is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, amazing horse.

Garleglik created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garleglik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Garleglik, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Garleglik's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Garleglik's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three monkeys approach from the east.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.