Loglagren is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witless hippopotamus.

Loglagren created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Loglagren, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Loglagren, she will turn you into a snail.

Loglagren's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Loglagren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Loglagren in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never bounce near ducks.