Midleging is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, egotistical chicken.

Midleging created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midleging, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Midleging, she will turn you into a rat.

Midleging's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Midleging's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.