Hensigmobgen Fosszencud Pogbinrul is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty dingo.

Hensigmobgen Fosszencud Pogbinrul created water four years ago.

If you believe in Hensigmobgen Fosszencud Pogbinrul, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hensigmobgen Fosszencud Pogbinrul, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hensigmobgen Fosszencud Pogbinrul's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hensigmobgen Fosszencud Pogbinrul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silicon sculptures of Hensigmobgen Fosszencud Pogbinrul on top of important buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hensigmobgen Fosszencud Pogbinrul.