Linwapwee is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, amazing fox.

Linwapwee created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Linwapwee, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Linwapwee, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Linwapwee's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Linwapwee's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Linwapwee loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.