Jigfarnbod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented shrew.

Jigfarnbod created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Jigfarnbod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jigfarnbod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Jigfarnbod's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Jigfarnbod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear trousers.