Hinbumdim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid mole.

Hinbumdim created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinbumdim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hinbumdim, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Hinbumdim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hinbumdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near frogs.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Feed all hungry swans.