Flisxuckbell is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, grumpy newt.

Flisxuckbell created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisxuckbell, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flisxuckbell, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flisxuckbell's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flisxuckbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Worship no other gods but Flisxuckbell.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.