Vanrotflis is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, pitiless hippopotamus.

Vanrotflis created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanrotflis, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vanrotflis, he will turn you into a rat.

Vanrotflis' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vanrotflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat figs.