Ligdussdav is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever zebra.

Ligdussdav created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdussdav, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ligdussdav, it will throw large rocks at you.

Ligdussdav's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ligdussdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of aubergines to cats while wearing gray ear rings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Never eat cucumbers.