Gebxuckgig Capnellpak is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, able otter.

Gebxuckgig Capnellpak created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebxuckgig Capnellpak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gebxuckgig Capnellpak, it will turn you into a worm.

Gebxuckgig Capnellpak's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gebxuckgig Capnellpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Always look after injured horses.