Cumrowfem is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy rat.

Cumrowfem created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumrowfem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cumrowfem, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cumrowfem's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cumrowfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Put Cumrowfem first in all things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Worship no other gods but Cumrowfem.