Tenmabbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless bat.

Tenmabbess created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Tenmabbess, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tenmabbess, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tenmabbess' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tenmabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven dogs approach from the east.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tenmabbess.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.