Cumpibgem is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent bee.

Cumpibgem created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumpibgem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cumpibgem, she will laugh at you.

Cumpibgem's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cumpibgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.