Queeggupzakgut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, astonishing fly.

Queeggupzakgut created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Queeggupzakgut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Queeggupzakgut, it will try to impress you with trees.

Queeggupzakgut's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Queeggupzakgut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must love Queeggupzakgut.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Queeggupzakgut in the centre of the settlement.