Pangtitfod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable wyvern.

Pangtitfod created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Pangtitfod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pangtitfod, it will not care.

Pangtitfod's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Pangtitfod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pangtitfod.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near ants while wearing violet hats and balancing seven platinum spheres on your legs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing three carbon spheres on your face.