Negleglarnmab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking grasshopper.

Negleglarnmab created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negleglarnmab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Negleglarnmab, it will be very unhappy.

Negleglarnmab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Negleglarnmab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Negleglarnmab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Never hurt manatees.