Rencindot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unfair armadillo.

Rencindot created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rencindot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rencindot, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rencindot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Rencindot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rencindot three times a day.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.