Bigganbug is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest seal.

Bigganbug created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigganbug, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bigganbug, he will not care at all.

Bigganbug's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bigganbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Feed all hungry voles.