Watcimbomtag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, able dog.

Watcimbomtag created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watcimbomtag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Watcimbomtag, she will not care.

Watcimbomtag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Watcimbomtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Watcimbomtag loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect your elders.