Lunpidarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, impressive bird.

Lunpidarp created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunpidarp, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lunpidarp, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lunpidarp's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Lunpidarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Do not make images of living things.