Bogwanbag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic zebra.

Bogwanbag created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Bogwanbag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bogwanbag, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bogwanbag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bogwanbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back indigo.

2. Always obey Bogwanbag's priests.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not chop down trees.