Ominbuttifmaphabvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental ferret.

Ominbuttifmaphabvonk created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbuttifmaphabvonk, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ominbuttifmaphabvonk, he will remove you from existence.

Ominbuttifmaphabvonk's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ominbuttifmaphabvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not keep four squirrels in a large pit.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Do not hurt voles.