Batcamfut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited fairy.

Batcamfut created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batcamfut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Batcamfut, she will turn you into a duck.

Batcamfut's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Batcamfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Run away if seven birds approach from the west.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.