Tafpaktof is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying chinchilla.

Tafpaktof created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafpaktof, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tafpaktof, it will turn you into a goat.

Tafpaktof's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tafpaktof's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near cats while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing four copper spheres on your arms.

5. Tafpaktof loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.