Cibjopbap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish aardvark.

Cibjopbap created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibjopbap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibjopbap, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cibjopbap's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cibjopbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never leap in the presence of tapirs.