Wig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful ferret.

Wig created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Wig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.