Rigquartwit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, tranquil wren.

Rigquartwit created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigquartwit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rigquartwit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rigquartwit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Rigquartwit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not take Rigquartwit's name in vain.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rigquartwit.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.