Lidfliggebbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent deer.

Lidfliggebbarn created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidfliggebbarn, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lidfliggebbarn, it will turn you into a hamster.

Lidfliggebbarn's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Lidfliggebbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.