Komjarnwot Tapbestsaw is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm hare.

Komjarnwot Tapbestsaw created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komjarnwot Tapbestsaw, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Komjarnwot Tapbestsaw, he will destroy your home planet.

Komjarnwot Tapbestsaw's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Komjarnwot Tapbestsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about optics.