Kimgandiss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart goblin.

Kimgandiss created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimgandiss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kimgandiss, he will not care at all.

Kimgandiss' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kimgandiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.