Gepnellarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, conceited beaver.

Gepnellarn created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnellarn, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gepnellarn, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gepnellarn's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gepnellarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.