Cumgombessluntamvag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing hamster.

Cumgombessluntamvag created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumgombessluntamvag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cumgombessluntamvag, he will not care.

Cumgombessluntamvag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cumgombessluntamvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Never paint your head violet.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to badgers while wearing yellow tights.

5. Never eat green fruit.