Voltikbon is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental hippopotamus.

Voltikbon created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voltikbon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Voltikbon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Voltikbon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Voltikbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.