Listbadbig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, contented gerbil.

Listbadbig created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listbadbig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Listbadbig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Listbadbig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Listbadbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow hats.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Listbadbig loves whales, so they must be respected.