Looptarmilshavbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful snail.

Looptarmilshavbeg created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Looptarmilshavbeg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Looptarmilshavbeg, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Looptarmilshavbeg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Looptarmilshavbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Looptarmilshavbeg must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Put Looptarmilshavbeg first in all things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.